Sam Cooksey, a very confused young man.  No, not like that, he just doesn't know if he's a human or a-a-a-a human with snakes for hands (see picture below right).  He is the biggest proponent of the left-handed-snake-grab, a special catch, then when completed renders the defense useless...it is the most devastating catch.  This affliction started when he was on board a flight over the pacific ocean and an assassin was bent on killing a passenger who was a witness in protective custody let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.  These so-called Snakes On A Plane traumatized him to such a point then his hands will periodically actually become snakes.  The only cure is protection from Softimus Prime; defender of all that is human and plush.