Nick Schapiro

What can be said about Mr. Nicholas Schapiro that hasn't already been said by General Ulysses S. Grant, "toaah shoouu dooaaah".  Unfortunately the general was drunk so its not really relevant anyway.  As possibly the most experienced member of the team Nick excels at tennis and ping pong, and is also a handler and instead of stall counting he tells a story of a fish he once caught (see picture below) .  He received his purple bandana from his cousins, who happen to be a pack of gypsies and who in return stole his identity, thus making it nearly impossible to know who the real Nick Schapiro is, the only way is to make a deep cut and see if he hucks it. 

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