Morgan is a freaking liar.  How dare he? He will tell us "I won't freestyle this pull", then he will clearly freestyle that pull... Also he claims to have been born with the same dashing good looks and swinging style, well that part is true as we see in his 5th grade class photo that we had to hire a private investigator to find.  It ends up it was actually just a gator and it ate Morgan as payment, pretty freakin tragic actually.  When Morgan was alive his marks were so hard that the original name for Enzyte was Morgans Hard Mark.