Mark Rank

The colloquialism, "Is it Rank in there or is it just Mark", does not even begin to tell the story of the monster of Mark Rank, the man, the myth, the Legend....Mark was bjorn in the nether regions of the world...thats right, Scandinavia.  He is the quasi-legitimate song of an ex-nun and Odin, (the Norse god of war, death, and poetry...duh), making Mark a quite obvious half brother of Thor.  Unbeknownst to himself, however, because of his heritage, his moods control how well dandelions grow and all dreams including threesomes.

 

 

 

 

 

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