Little to people know that Jack was actually the inspiration for the hit movie trilogy series The Matrix.  As opposed to being a human energy farm, he is, in fact, a hair farm.  Because he is the hair-matrix One, the only special power uploaded to his brain is sitting in mid air.  However its generally accepted because while not playing he is cuddling with Chris, and lord knows Chris needs a good cuddle...In fact Jack is even extraordinarily affectionate on the field as well, as he once hugged Justin Peake instead of marking him (see below).  His life's story (all true) is being published in the form of away messages.