While some people cherish the fact that they have hair and can grow
beards Eli flagrantly abuses his ability to do both. Many people
do not recognize him on a day to day basis, but can only identify him
by his hour long stories which he insists are actually jokes and
ability to get black eyes while playing Ultimate (see below). He
also once jumped so high that you could see someone between his knees
and the ground.
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