Caitlin "Newswanger" Newswanger

Caitlin got her nickname because of an incident that happened one day while driving that involved a newspaper and several wangers that resulted in such a castrophonous event that she had a nickname for life.  When not being a handler Caitlin embodies the spirit of the Incredible Hulk.  She takes the role of the team mom, typically coming home home from work drunk and beats the team members with soccer socks full of mini-discs and shattered dreams. However she is a chocolatier, which no one is quite sure what that really is, however it is believed that it is actually a front and she takes customers who win prizes on cruises and kills them for the C.I.A.

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